Today, while Googling my username, I discovered a comment I thought was deleted a year ago.

@LordShadowfire Remember this character?

@ElwoodBlues Yes. She contributed literally nothing, and made her way to level seven.

@LordShadowfire She actually had TWO accounts! Probably both at level 7. I definitely recall a case where both Pearls responded with her inane "I should hope so" posts.

@Northwest Okay, so first of all, I didn't post that. This guy has falsely accused me of being every bad person on Yahoo! Answers ever, ignoring the fact that first of all, literally nobody has that kind of time, and secondly, I was enraged by most of the trolls he describes in his comment.

One of the people he accuses me of being was a guy on Yahoo called Toilet John, who had this obsession with the idea that the Romans might have raped Jesus before putting him on the cross, and numerous times a day would describe it in disgusting detail. He flat out told me he was doing that in order to destroy Y!A, and that I couldn't possibly understand it, but what he was doing was a good thing. I had meanwhile dedicated all of my free time to trying to save Y!A from people like him.

@iamonfire696 I think that was a different guy. Or maybe it's just a different account of the same guy. I've learned not to ask too many questions when that happens, and just treat everybody as a different person until told otherwise, lol.