It wouldn't be a day online without a strange man proposing in my DMs

Do they think that will really work?

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GerOttman · 61-69, M

I won't propose myself, but maybe I could fix you up with my son.. I hear arranged marriages are all the rage these days! I can offer your father a goat and a bottle of 12 year old scotch.