I think we should start a cult and I should be the leader.

Just hear me out. I'm not claiming to be God or the second coming of Christ or anything like that. I'm not here for some noble cause. I'm not your savior. I'm sure as hell not gonna predict the future. I'm not serving any Kool Aid, yet. I don't even really want to do anything really. Just kind of hang out and talk about nothing. And I really think you should all just follow me. Just kind of go along with it. Just laugh and have a good time. I really really think you should. Why? Because you're bored. I mean do you really need another reason? That's what brought us all here in the first place. And why not just call it the cult of Mr. Smooth? You know? Just because..