Do You Have Words Of Wisdom To Add To This List?
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.
Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because that field probably doesn’t pay.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you’re going through hell, keep going — and take a selfie for proof.
Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out of it alive.
Procrastinate now — don’t put it off.
Always borrow money from a pessimist — they won’t expect it back.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Iintend to live forever — so far, so good.
Light travels faster than sound — that’s why some people appear bright until they speak.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain — and sometimes an awkward umbrella.
Common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it most never use it.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
If you’re not part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.
Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because that field probably doesn’t pay.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you’re going through hell, keep going — and take a selfie for proof.
Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out of it alive.
Procrastinate now — don’t put it off.
Always borrow money from a pessimist — they won’t expect it back.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Iintend to live forever — so far, so good.
Light travels faster than sound — that’s why some people appear bright until they speak.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain — and sometimes an awkward umbrella.
Common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it most never use it.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
If you’re not part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
