The one in the left looks like the much better deal.

Yes.

This one.

When she’s an Arbys girl…

Damn bro...... no other choices than the Grand Canyon and something im gonna need a crowbar and two hours of sweat just to get the tip in. LOL

I mean, the one on the left does look more satisfying. The one on the right is pretty but there isn't as much substance.

Somebody doesn't know how vaginas work