I have a funny feeling that there is a serial killer in my living room, and would really appreciate anyone checking for me..

@JohnnyNoir This is what I am afraid will happen 🥔🥺

@BittersweetPotato well I'll have you with melted butter, sour cream, cheese and bacon bits please. While you're at it, sprinkle some fresh scallion on top for contrast and color

@JohnnyNoir YOU WANT ME TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR YOU? You have reached another level of cruelty 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato I'll gladly settle for another potato then.

@JohnnyNoir NO POTATO!!! I will never sacrifice any potato!!!

@BittersweetPotato rice pilaf, or creamed spinach then?