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I have a funny feeling that there is a serial killer in my living room, and would really appreciate anyone checking for me..

BittersweetPotato
31-35, F
29 replies 61 views Sep 19, 2022
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
As long as you haven't been poked with a fork all over, wrapped in foil and put into a 400 degree oven, you're safe
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@BittersweetPotato I'll gladly settle for another potato then.
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@JohnnyNoir NO POTATO!!! I will never sacrifice any potato!!!
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@BittersweetPotato rice pilaf, or creamed spinach then?
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Yulianna · 26-30, F
😎 ok, just hand me that bug spray...
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Yulianna · 26-30, F
@BittersweetPotato 🙄 sweet potato might be nice!
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KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@BittersweetPotato She so sweet, syrupy sugary sweetness personified. @Yulianna
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Yulianna · 26-30, F
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Mooed78 · F
Potatoes can become unfriendly and then you need to eat them!!Otherwise you’re 🤯💥
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SW-User
@Mooed78 spiny bastards get everywhere haha
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AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
You're a potato, so long as it's not a chef in yer kitchen you should be fine
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll Well that's what i meant by a serial killer! 🤷‍♀️🥔
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
I shall look… but this is the last time I’m doing this 😤
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Yulianna · 26-30, F
🤔 or i could say, don't worry, you're not a serial...
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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
The potato fryer must be eradicated....
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Yes and potato was scared 🥔🥴🥺
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goliathtree · 56-60, M
probably thinking about forking around with mashed potato!
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stratosranger · M
Is he heating up the deep fryer?
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bijouxbroussard · F
They’re in the kitchen preparing hash browns (ducks)…🤭
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@bijouxbroussard 😱🥔 I must save my potato friends!!! I don't care what happens to me, I must save them!!! 🥔🥺
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Dino11 · M
Right away..

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