You ever talk to someone and get the feeling there is a monkey driving their brain

I often feel this way about my five year-old

oh god yes

Well, I talk to myself so...

Hmm. I'll ask myself.

All the time.

Insults will be given as the cause of the end of digital fakery

I would've said a certain Canadian hippy with a penchant for orange authoritarians, but apparently he's criticising the tangerine terrorist these days.

Now, sporty on the hand...

Who possibly has a monkey driving its brain?