Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Six guys that have never met can get around a fire with beer and banter and talk like they’ve known each other forever.

You’re not wrong.

But after a few drinks the girls strip naked and dance around the fire. Wouldn't want to miss that!

You may be disappointed. You don't know the content of that talk.

I would prefer to be one of the six girls around that fire.
I can't help but think the conversation would be more civil and less chauvinistic and demeaning.

Guys talk shit, especially when they're sitting around, drinking beer.
It's not my thing.

With women, even with a snide remark every once in a while, I think the conversation would be more sophisticated, loving and meaningful.