I am drunk and hungry and and at a hotel

I'm drunk, high and naked at home...but if I knew how to get some food to you I'd bring it.
Don't they have someplace in the hotel where you can get some food?

call for expensive room service....it's ok you're drunk. i'd do the same

I am stoned and clothed but also hungry. 🤔

I thought I told you to eat while you drink 🤦🤦🤦

Does your wife know?

Today's age you can have Taco Bell delivered to you night and day no matter where you are.

What no Sprite an peanuts at the Fap Convention?

How'd you end up in this sitch??

*Takes your credit card and orders you Chinese food*

What got you in this state?

How about some cream pie?



Now you are completely pie faced..

What room are you in? (sending a hit man).

Strawberry shortcake

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🥞🥓🍩☕