I am drunk and hungry and and at a hotel

I am stoned and clothed but also hungry. 🤔

What no Sprite an peanuts at the Fap Convention?

Does your wife know?

I'm drunk, high and naked at home...but if I knew how to get some food to you I'd bring it.
Don't they have someplace in the hotel where you can get some food?

What got you in this state?

How about some cream pie?



Now you are completely pie faced..

Today's age you can have Taco Bell delivered to you night and day no matter where you are.

call for expensive room service....it's ok you're drunk. i'd do the same

What room are you in? (sending a hit man).

I thought I told you to eat while you drink 🤦🤦🤦

How'd you end up in this sitch??

*Takes your credit card and orders you Chinese food*

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🥞🥓🍩☕

Strawberry shortcake