some woman knocked on my door at 11pm tonight so I assumed it had to be a home invasion

At first I just ignored it, but then she kept knocking.

I went out the back door and went along the side of the house to see if there were any other people but nobody.

She said she was looking for someone named "Brenda".

"You have the wrong house."

And she left.

Beautiful women do not come to my house. It has to be a mistake or a trap.