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I found quiet place for one of you to move into.

It’s very peaceful, and the neighbors are very quiet.

Don’t let the snow put you off, although you’re responsible to clean it up.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
People are dying to go there.

My brother has a cemetary in front of his house. It's nice because it's a nice greenspace and lots of animals. Plus he had the grave of Canada's first Prime Minister there.
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deathfairy · F
Sounds lovely. But certainly not as lovely as this! Will you be booking a viewing? @JimboSaturn
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@deathfairy For sure maybe we can get a duplex you and I?
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deathfairy · F
Sir, this is real estate website, not a dating site. @JimboSaturn
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Axelerator · 31-35, M
Yk I’m always on the lookout for cute little mausoleums, a nice stone slab with some added candlelight and we’re there

I would expect visits from the fairy inhabiting these hallowed grounds, as do the dead
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deathfairy · F
Why of course, I never abandon my tenants.

This is a short 5 minute drive for me. I come for weekly unannounced inspections. @Axelerator
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Axelerator · 31-35, M
@deathfairy Come by anytime, I’ll keep the fireplace and candles alive, and some nice tea to appeal to your Fey sensibilities
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deathfairy · F
@TheDeathOCuHullainn I couldn’t resist sharing such an amazing place. Hope you can understand. <:
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TheDeathOCuHullainn
@deathfairy it looks ideal is your neighbour with the snow blower free?
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deathfairy · F
He is on call, since he is Thanos, he can get it all done with just a snap of his fingers, just keep your yard decor hidden. @TheDeathOCuHullainn
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mindstruggle
I'll get the smaller one cause I can't afford. 🥹
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deathfairy · F
No worries, we have a square for you.
It is simply inspirational. @mindstruggle
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mindstruggle
@deathfairy
Awwwe you always give me good stuff twinny. 🥹
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NudasPriest
Perfect! Do I need to evict the previous tenant, or will we be sharing?
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deathfairy · F
No worries! They have already moved out onto some McDonald’s menu! @NudasPriest
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NudasPriest
@deathfairy The McRib, I assume?
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deathfairy · F
That is a client privilege & confidentiality. I take my work very seriously. 😌 @NudasPriest
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Bexsy
Crypt keeper..keeper
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deathfairy · F
Cozy and warm, only your soul and 666$ per month. You simply won’t find a better deal anywhere. @Bexsy
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Bexsy
@deathfairy Is the 666$ before or after my soul gets repossessed?
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deathfairy · F
Yes @Bexsy
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ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
It's perfect.
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deathfairy · F
It has a lot of character, needs someone with just as much personality to inhibit it. @ScreamingFox
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ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
@deathfairy I just died inside not long ago, so that will be perfect
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Kiesel · 56-60, M
Does it have coffee, big screen TV, fiber internet and plumbing?
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Kiesel · 56-60, M
@deathfairy uh… spelunking doesn’t sound appealing
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deathfairy · F
I have already booked you a viewing @Kiesel
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Kiesel · 56-60, M
@deathfairy
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StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
how much is the rent? per eon tks.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
AND NO NAKED HOBBITS
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deathfairy · F
Nudity is allowed, we aren’t that strict. But having such quiet neighbors, there is no noise regulation to worry about! @CountScrofula
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NudasPriest
@CountScrofula Don't kink shame.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
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deathfairy · F
This is a place of business, no soliciting allowed. @GnomeyGee
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@deathfairy
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