Now they even have smart toilets.
Yeah, cameras in your toilet, and algorithms.
Yeah, no! I do not even want the cat watching me use the toilet, let alone google or some company.
What, so companies knowing where we shop, what we think about, who our friends are, where we go, etc is not enough? Now they want to look at our 4ssholes? Talk about being up someone's 4ss. F*ckin ridiculous.
My dumb toilet has worked just fine for decades.
Yeah, no! I do not even want the cat watching me use the toilet, let alone google or some company.
What, so companies knowing where we shop, what we think about, who our friends are, where we go, etc is not enough? Now they want to look at our 4ssholes? Talk about being up someone's 4ss. F*ckin ridiculous.
My dumb toilet has worked just fine for decades.
Smart toilets, also known as intelligent or electronic bidets, integrate advanced features like automatic flushing, heated seats, and bidet functions. They use sensors, cameras, and algorithms to provide a more comfortable, hygienic, and personalized experience, often with features like automatic lid and seat opening, hands-free flushing, and adjustable water temperature and pressure.