How many bedroom house do you have?

@mindstruggle I live in a shoe

@ShepherdBard
Give me your keys. I'll count.

@mindstruggle it’s a chip implanted in my finger

@ShepherdBard
Ok, gimme your hand.

@mindstruggle I didn’t wash it

@ShepherdBard
I'm not surprised.

@mindstruggle I can’t risk ruining the chip ✋

@ShepherdBard
It won't hurt I promise. 🙂

@ShepherdBard You need to keep a spare key with your potato protector anyway 🥔😡

@mindstruggle @BittersweetPotato no one’s getting my stuff 😡

@ShepherdBard
Ok 🚶‍♀

@ShepherdBard But you are too small to keep your stuff. You need a big strong potato to take care of your stuff 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato dream on spud