I have the landline to send faxes of test results to doctors. I never answer the damn thing as it's usually telemarketers. If I do it's "Sheriff's Office, Fraud Department".
@Happymedium I'm hiding in plain sight. At least on the cell phone it comes up as spam risk. I always wanted to answer, "It's done but there's blood everywhere" and hang up. One thing I miss with the old phones was the joy of slamming the handset in the cradle!