My sister just bought me a new mouse, after I complained long enough about my previous one draining the batteries...

What a nice gesture. I got myself a proper Microsoft mouse - I was too lazy to buy it myself. Trust is a shitty manufacturer, doesn't really live up to its name.

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DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

You're a madman Zonk, you use such abominations as battery powered mouses. Such an unnatural and horrific thing to do, be a man and join the brotherhood of USB mouses :D

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@DrSunnyTheSkeptic It's an USB mouse. No more NOx for you, dude.

DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

@ZonkeyBalls I prefer brandy.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@DrSunnyTheSkeptic So, I really need to come over there to get my teeth fixed, since you guys use brandy as the pain medication for both the patients and dentists.

DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

@ZonkeyBalls You'll be so passed out you wouldn't feel that drill at all

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@DrSunnyTheSkeptic You'll be so close to passing out, it will take you 40 minutes to notice, that you have been drilling the teeth of an angry honey-badger.

DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

@ZonkeyBalls The honey badger doesn't give a shit