You can fix anything with a hammer, am I correct?

@ZonkeyBalls I just use the kitchen floor. Lol

@Thingschange4444 Oh, that's the reason, why I have to clean it so often.

@ZonkeyBalls lol

@CharlieZ The GPS isn't always that accurate indoors.

@ZonkeyBalls Specially about kitchens.

@CharlieZ "Sorry, darling, I thought this was the bathroom. Just took a huge crap on the dishes."

@SW-User I will just beat the washing machine to pieces with my brand new "washing machine cure hammer". Let her whine, after that. For some reason, I'm single.

@DukeOfEarle I once fixed an aircraft with a hammer. The tech boys looked at me: "What the fuck is he doing?" A good old bang...

Gynecological exams...ok I went too far

@DukeOfEarle I will hammer your ovaries, you just need to get an appointment from my assistant, ms Torturedalot.

@pentacorn Hammering butter knives is painful, especially if you miss.

@ZonkeyBalls pain is fine, as long as the job gets done.

@SW-User I think Clarkson might disagree.

@DukeOfEarle You don't always have to hit hard, just scrub gently, as you've obviously noticed.

@liza222 Hammering duct tape is fun for ten minutes, but after that... It gets repetitive.

@Doomflower Better get a Tetanus shot soon.