I have a five year plan

Ok I'll give you my money to invest

So do we, your towering elders.

But I already have the costumes for the lady bug parade and after party all you need to do is show up with your red leotard

I'm more interested in the five-year mission.

To give me money? 🥹

How much are we talking

That's what you said five years ago!

i have a someday plan sorta

That's good bro. Say no more, it's better to work in silence.

Five years from now your parole officer won't even speak to you.

🤦‍♂

"Chicken Nuggets" is not a "plan" 😠