If anyone is looking for a fun stocking filler . .
Check out these "limited edition collector's shirts signed by Nigel Farage".
For just £350 you could be the proud owner of 100% polyester shirt made in the English Midlands and individually signed by Chairman Nige. Strangely, given Reform UK's zealous guardianship of our national emblem, the Union flag appears to have been "rebranded".
The bargain price includes a "mandatory golden lottery ticket" to win lunch with Farage! ("subject to security vetting", of course)
Any colour, so long as it is a blackshirt.
Hurry while stocks last . . only 313 remaining.
A photo of the Great Helmsman with his colouring pens.
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@ineedadrink If I could confidently look 3.5 years into the future and see his humiliated face on general election day, I would consider this to be an excellent political souvenir with potential for resale profit. But knowing my luck I would probably win the lunch 😩
