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An early Christmas post.

Did you ever sit on a department store Santa's lap and his breath reeked of booze?

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No, I’ve been lucky in that regard. But a friend said she once sat on the lap of a Macy’s Santa and, well…he was clearly happy to see her. 🤭
@bijouxbroussard

Maybe she sat on the upright neck of his bottle?
@rinkydinkydoink I was gifted with discernment at a young age. As a young lady I could see through facades. It has kept me out of a lot of bad situations.
@PromiseProtectionProvision

I'm sorry. I needed to edit my last comment.
@rinkydinkydoink No stressing🙂. My sex isn't viewable.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Not that I can remember.

But at that age, I probably would not have recognized the smell of booze.
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
Can you blame him? Kids crying, puking, pissing and their mothers acting up.
@Crazywaterspring

It was a common thing when I was a kid a looong time ago... maybe not so much now.
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
Classic real life version of "Bad Santa".
@Barefooter25

When that chubby kid sprayed him... LOL!
@Mariah0H0H0

Just visited your page!
@rinkydinkydoink

 
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