An early Christmas post.

Did you ever sit on a department store Santa's lap and his breath reeked of booze?

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No, I’ve been lucky in that regard. But a friend said she once sat on the lap of a Macy’s Santa and, well…he was clearly happy to see her. 🤭

rinkydinkydoink · M

@bijouxbroussard

Maybe she sat on the upright neck of his bottle?

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

Lmfao!!!

Promises

Never have !!

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Promises

@rinkydinkydoink I was gifted with discernment at a young age. As a young lady I could see through facades. It has kept me out of a lot of bad situations.

rinkydinkydoink · M

@Promises

I'm sorry. I needed to edit my last comment.

Promises

@rinkydinkydoink No stressing🙂. My sex isn't viewable.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

Not that I can remember.

But at that age, I probably would not have recognized the smell of booze.

rinkydinkydoink · M

@DrWatson

Good point.

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

Can you blame him? Kids crying, puking, pissing and their mothers acting up.

rinkydinkydoink · M

@Crazywaterspring

It was a common thing when I was a kid a looong time ago... maybe not so much now.

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M

Classic real life version of "Bad Santa".

rinkydinkydoink · M

@Barefooter25

When that chubby kid sprayed him... LOL!

Mariah0H0H0 · C

rinkydinkydoink · M

@Mariah0H0H0

Just visited your page!

Mariah0H0H0 · C

@rinkydinkydoink

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