Me: I have fixed your Christmas present now honey!
Bf: But... It's not barely autumn yet? And you're thinking of Christmas gifts?
Me: Oh.. Well you have already had your birthday so Christmas is next gifting opportunity 馃ざ
Him: ...
Me: You have 3 months to figure out what it might be 馃槈
Him: Oh!! Is it a drone!? Is it a knife set!? Is it ...is it... A mini electric car but for adults but a toy!? Is it stainless steel kitchen supplies!?? Is it ...
Me: Paper plates?
Him: Actually. That would be romantic, they're so expensive nowdays!