So I might be single before the new year... Yet why am I strangely not upset?

My boyfriend made a "joke" that he's going to dump me after he gets his Christmas gifts. Though being as we fight 24/7 and I'm a bad girlfriend that's probably not a joke.
Either I'm going to be pleasantly surprised to find out it's a joke or I'm going to go back to reading manga and playing video games every single day instead of spending time with 3d people. I'm okay either way. I'll still have my fictional husband so I can't complain.