Merry Christmas to everyone.

@Vgore0304 well then go to hell !!

@Easygoing1 I'm planning on it I work for the devil you mortal will never understand how must I suffer and things I have to do to get my meals and how bad I have to hurt people

@Vgore0304 I think that's offensive to the devil! Who spread these rumours that he likes people hurting people 🎂 have some cake ☺

@KaiserSolze I hate cake

@Vgore0304 it's devil's food cake

@KaiserSolze cake makes girls fat I have to stay skinny to be pretty

@Vgore0304 no, you have to be glutinous or you won't get into hell. What's more important?

@KaiserSolze being pretty is more important to fit in at Bondi beach

@Vgore0304 I don't think you'll make it to hell then. You gotta have full commitment to all the deadly sins as well as break all the commandments. It's not easy anymore to get into hell. They had to change the criteria due to over crowding.

@KaiserSolze actually I'm,going to hell anyway I don't believe in or worship God he's fake

@Vgore0304 that no longer fulfils the requirements for hell. You just get purgatory or reincarnation. Hell is VIP full card carrying sinners only these days plus no war criminals or stereotype evil people. It's harder than Heaven to get into these days. Overcrowding led to a reshuffle, you're better off in the Buddha queue or maybe lining up to see one of the thousands of Hindu Gods. Also due to the Muslim - Christian debacle most of them are be reincarnated into Asia as Hindus or Buddhists because it's got too confusing on who's right and who's wrong. Jews get priority in Heaven / Hell queues because they are the least confusing. Vodun, pagan and old religion believers have their own queues.

The paperwork was a nightmare but basically non believers are just put in the purgatory holding area or recycled.

@KaiserSolze I practice vampirism. I drink human blood and feed off there energy and I'm alot stronger then a average person and have alot of reason why people are scared of me

@Vgore0304 ok, I'm checking.... You drink human blood.... You feed off the energy of others... People are frightened of you

You need one more criteria - it's ok, you met it - you dress animals up in humiliating outfits

You're in. Keep up the good work and congratulations you might get in to Hell 🎊

@Vgore0304 also bonus points for spelling and grammar that'd really irritate grammar nazis - well done.

@KaiserSolze that dog in my profile picture is my service dog and he looks cute in his outfit

@Vgore0304 he's crying inside and at the same time proud of you. Well done. Also you're glutinous over the dog so you can leave the over eating to me 😂 Also my cat would eat that tiny dog 😼

@KaiserSolze you can be arrested for having a cat attack it just he's me service dog and I would kill the cat if it attacked my dog

@Vgore0304 because it's possible to train a cat to be an attack cat?!😂 You can be arrested for drinking human blood if you don't have the consent of the donors.

If you kill a cat you're locked out of hell also. Cats have the keys. I thought everyone knew that 😸

@KaiserSolze I also get concent btw quit trolling or else you will,be dead by midnight

@Vgore0304 you get consent to drink blood without manipulative tactics or making payment.

It's a grey area on who's trolling who here right now.