Ladies, would you flirt with Santa Claus?

Well I do not have to. I walk by him in the mall and he hollers out, "Hey honey, come sit those candy cheeks on my lap and tell me about the first thing that pops up!"

@Elessar Well yeah cause he comes only once a year.

That would be disrespectful. Santa is too innocent, magical and kind to be taken advantage off.

The guy alone has got the industrial output of China and the US combined, I'd date him too

they would fall to Mrs. Claus' blade