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What are you folks DOING out there?

First it was beer-themed wedding cakes.

Now I find out giving somebody a pineapple means you want to swing.

What the heck happens if you take fruit salad to a picnic?
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Note to self, never give pineapple as a gift.🤷‍♂️😆
@UnderLockDown Exactly. If they’re going to do this sort of thing they need to publish a glossary!
fun4us2b · M
@UnderLockDown Someone brought me a Pineapple back from Hawaii - and I refused to believe them...
@fun4us2b My daughter tells me it’s an upside down pineapple that is an offer. Especially on cruises?
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
Well you don’t want to put plastic pink flamingos next to your mailbox then. You could get woke up at all hours of night if you do that. 🦩🤪
@cherokeepatti Why do they mean that? Are flamingos promiscuous?
Coldplay · 61-69, M
@Mamapolo2016 apparently.
Coldplay · 61-69, M
@cherokeepatti maybe I’ll start putting pink flamingos at random homes as a prank.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Don't worry. If I bring a pineapple it only means I want pineapple. I'm straight forward like that
@caPnAhab That's what I thought! ….but noooooo.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I took a fruit salad to a picnic once.

I was in therapy for the next two years!
@DrWatson I’ll bet! Next we’ll be hearing about fruit groomers.
bowman81 · M
What would a beer-themed pineapple upside down cake mean? 🫣
@bowman81 “Want some whiskey in your water? Some sugar in your tea? What’s all these crazy questions you’re asking me?”

Three dog night
FlowersInHerHair · 51-55, F
I guess picnicking by a swing set isn’t the right answer???
@FlowersInHerHair Apparently. I’m afraid to leave the house.
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
OMG I’m just picturing all the friends who have either brought pineapple or to whom I’ve served it. 😱
Thirstymiami · 46-50, M
I heard about the pineapple only this week 🤣
@Thirstymiami You shoulda told me.
Thirstymiami · 46-50, M
I will share going forward
@Thirstymiami That’s okay. 🎶Silence is golden, golden🎶
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Ooohhhh 🚨
@Starcrossed Do I want to know what that emoji means?
JustNik · 51-55, F
An orgy?

Maybe just bring the napkins. Surely those are safe. 😬
@JustNik I don’t know anymore. I am flummoxed.

Heaven knows what apples 🍎 or pears 🍐 mean.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@Pretzel Don’t you wink at me, mister. Help!
calicuz · 56-60, M
Well, in order to tell you what fruit salad at a picnic means, we'll have to do a blood pact.......................... or pinky swear if the sight of blood bothers you. 🤷
@calicuz Blood does not bother me. But again, quoting Three Dog Night. “I’ve seen so many things I ain’t never seen before. Don’t turn on the light, I don’t wanna see no more.”
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Mamapolo2016

I am living proof of those lyrics. 😎
@calicuz My mother had already proven her clairvoyance about a boy I wanted to date and she wouldn’t let me. She was so right.

So when she told me not to go, I didn’t.
Orgy. Geez. Stay out of the produce aisle.
@PoetryNEmotion I thought the melon thing was a joke.
Orgy. Geez. Stay out of the ptoduce asile.

 
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