Definitely a first time for everything

Three years behind a bar. I guess at some point you figure you'd seen it all. Wrong. Set a customer up with shots, bottles of beer and water. Five ...six times he cashed out. Then I noticed that water bottle. Its contents, yellow. Sitting right there on the bar. Place is packed on a Friday night. Trip to the mens or ladies room gonna take a minute. Bouncer escorted the nadty shit to the door. Plus he had poor aim 🤷‍♀️