Halloween night. Time to go raise some hell!

I've got a slingshot, solid steel ball bearings, six cans of spray paint, a stack of 4-inch canister shell fireworks, lighter fluid, glass bottles for making Molotov cocktails, two cartons of eggs, and a Bowie knife. I'm all set!

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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

My Sweetie!!

I'm NOT bailing your cute butt outta jail!

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

That's cos I ain't going to jail. I'm not gonna hurt anyone or cause any property damage. I'm throwing the Molotov cocktails at the compost piles in the pumpkin patch, and the fireworks I'm gonna use to blow up the dumpsters in front of the condemned fishing warehouse on the lakefront. The eggs are for an egg fight with my sister and friends, the slingshot will be used to shoot down soda cans and bottles for fun, and the spray paint will be used to do graffiti art on train cars at the train station, which the workers let you do so long as you don't do anything vulgar or graphic. The Bowie knife is just to cut open our bags of Halloween candy!

ronisme1 · 61-69, M

@BlueMetalChick: have fun boo

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

Ahhhh.... *nods*

Conservative Badassery!
(like stick on tattoos and washout hair colors)

Enjoy.... Sounds FUN!