You know what nobody has ever wanted to see you do? Wave a blunt around with the filter on Snapchat while lip synching to a shitty trap song.

@MrNoBody I fucking wish. This is one of those things that is oddly not gender-specific. Most annoying social media trends are much more common among either men or women but it seems both are equally content to do this dumb ass shit.

@BlueMetalChick see this is why I helped promote the tide pod challenge. I'm still looking for the next great way to kill off the stupid of the world. Sometimes natural selection needs a helping hand.

@MrNoBody I would never want to kill off the stupid. They're my main target to steal from.

@MrNoBody If it's any consolation my history teacher once accused me of having secret ISIS messages coded inside Hentai images on my computer...

@BlueMetalChick clearly you're new to this hole being evil thing. Let me give you a pointer. While stupid's family is off boohooing at the religious home in the ground, break in and rob their house. People never set their alarms when going to a child's funeral. Plus having physical access to their computers and their desk environment for even 20 minutes can give you full root access and let you steal from their horrible genetic cesspool for years.

@Chaoshead slightly better.

@MrNoBody [quote]clearly you're new to this hole being evil thing.[/quote]
Lol that's cute. I'm a lifelong criminal, I used to pick pockets as a child because I was too poor to feed myself, so I'd steal money and credit cards off of tourists when I was an eight year old.

@BlueMetalChick being a thief and being evil are two different things.