Funny things he said

Highlights from Jeremy: Post-Surgery Edition:
Apparently while half drugged, he wanted everyone to know that I have a nice eye, our Buddy is a sexy bitch, his feet are somehow not the same feet he had before, and Buddy's hair is apparently made of gold. He also announced that he loves California, misses cigars, wants a bath, thinks the air is hot, and believes he is floating.
He also informed us that I look like both a chair and a statue, said my nose is cuter, wanted a strawberry, wanted to count my teeth and our Bubby's, and at one point declared, “Fucking hell, it’s almost batball time.” Honestly, for a man fresh out of surgery, he was putting on a pretty solid comedy set.