So, my knee just cracked so loud....

Don't mean to laugh, but so relatable

I'm pretty sure that means you've cracked your perineum. You will probably need surgery to fuse the two ends together and you'll have one leg shorter than the other 🤔

There's no part of me that doesn't crack tbh. I'm a box of Rice krispies at this point

Sounds like it would be painful but in a good way

Yeeee ouch

Ouchee

That's going to be so bright that it'll be like having your own personal sun tonight...

Do we need to shake you too?

Lolz