Must I calm AGAIN??!
After the crass and callous stupidity of her earlier flawed objectives of coercing and then bullying teachers and their representatives, Anne Longfield can’t even back off with any credibility. She is now, people of the uk, [i]prepared to listen[/i]. Well, hooby dooby feckin yabadaba doo for her. Madam Longfield, you are an unfortunate pawn in a failed and infantile political gambit of your deranged and socially oblivious leaders.
Actually, I apologise to all those infants out there. They do quite clearly have MORE EFFING SENSE than you and your cohorts. Watch the people’s lips now: You cannot (and won’t be allowed to) send 5 year olds to school!
Unfortunately, we are not a Denmark, in soooo many unfortunate ways.
I despair. They can’t even back track properly.
Time for political change. Most definitely.
[Reaches for warm milk]
Actually, I apologise to all those infants out there. They do quite clearly have MORE EFFING SENSE than you and your cohorts. Watch the people’s lips now: You cannot (and won’t be allowed to) send 5 year olds to school!
Unfortunately, we are not a Denmark, in soooo many unfortunate ways.
I despair. They can’t even back track properly.
Time for political change. Most definitely.
[Reaches for warm milk]