Ever cough to hide a fart?

No I fart to cough a hide

Depends. If I'm sitting on a chair, I'd drag it so it'd make a sweet symphony. Thank god it's usually a silent one. But I'll cough just in case😂

No, I own it. The men of my house are always proud of themselves, why shouldn’t I be?

nah... at my age I just fart. 😬

this girl doesn't fart, I whisper in my panties. do only way you could tell is if I 'm wearing pantyhose then my ankle swells

I’m a classy gal, I don’t fart. I only burp really loud. 🤭

You're giving away your tricks 😏

females dont fart ...do they ??

Nah I'd rather cough to keep people away.

Beside according to CDC farts can transmit the dreaded Kung Flu

Sometimes it's better to let them rip and walk away.

I actually don’t fart much but along the way in life when I have I yell out.... did someone step on a duck?

A great quote from the movie Caddyshack freaking hilarious flick

When you get older you'll start doing them simultaneously anyway, lol

No, I take pride in my flatulence

In the current environment, a fart is more socially acceptable than a cough.

At the present moment, farts are better than coughs.

You suggesting you fart to hide a cough?

If I fart in a car, I turn up the radio to cover it. 🤭

I normally quickly joke about something or ask about something

Haha.. no one falls for that one anymore if they ever did.

If you really wanna hide that cough, go full shart 😬

tibby as i have said before on here now is not the time for pointing the finger beating this virus should be everyone on this plant main priority besides have you actual proof to back this accusation up

Genius 😳

Yes.

tibby no not really much point as the direction the smell is drifting and your look of guilt will be enough to convict you as the culprit

No but something embarassing happened to me at work once.

I feel it would make it worse to cough

I go for a sneeze

I can’t say that I have.

Haha yes! 😉

Haha! Lol

yuck!