Nanori · F			
		
		No I fart to cough a hide
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Darkmare · 36-40, F			
		
		Depends. If I'm sitting on a chair, I'd drag it so it'd make a sweet symphony. Thank god it's usually a silent one. But I'll cough just in case😂
			
			
			
			
			
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			Keepitsimple · 56-60, F			
		
		No, I own it. The men of my house are always proud of themselves, why shouldn’t I be?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Degbeme · 70-79, M			
		
		@Keepitsimple ;)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M			
		
		You're giving away your tricks 😏
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Tibby · 26-30, F			
		
		@CrustyDDingus Eh... Sharing is caring these..da....oh wait.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Quizzical · 46-50, M			
		
		When you get older you'll start doing them simultaneously anyway, lol
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		I normally quickly joke about something or ask about something
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Tibby · 26-30, F			
		
		@SW-User I see... The old diversion gimmick.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Coppercoil · M			
		
		Haha.. no one falls for that one anymore if they ever did.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Degbeme · 70-79, M			
		
		nah... at my age I just fart. 😬
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DaveStevenson · M			
		
		Yes.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MrSmooTh · 31-35, M			
		
		Genius 😳
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DaveStevenson · M			
		
		Sometimes it's better to let them rip and walk away.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DaveStevenson · M			
		
		@Tibby Funny.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			smiler2012 · 61-69			
		
		@DaveStevenson you are nice person to know socially by the sound of it 😀
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DaveStevenson · M			
		
		@smiler2012 Thanks. I am.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			rfhh1959 · 61-69, M			
		
		
			smiler2012 · 61-69			
		
		tibby as i have said before on here now is not the time for pointing the finger beating this virus should be everyone on this plant main priority besides have  you actual proof to back this accusation up
			
			
			
			
			
		I’m a classy gal, I don’t fart. I only burp really loud. 🤭
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Bignose · 26-30, M			
		
		@MsAnnThropy louder than a guy?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		If you really wanna hide that cough, go full shart 😬
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Tibby · 26-30, F			
		
		@SW-User haha... Chronic smokers angle. Nice.
			
			
			
			
			
		Nah I'd rather cough to keep people away.
Beside according to CDC farts can transmit the dreaded Kung Flu
			
			
			
			
			
		Beside according to CDC farts can transmit the dreaded Kung Flu
			Tibby · 26-30, F			
		
		@Callmewhatyouwill Now I gotta whole new vibe from Jackie Chan.
			
			
			
			
			
		@Tibby thanks, now so do I.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Tibby · 26-30, F			
		
		@Callmewhatyouwill He does claim after all to do his own stunts.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			smiler2012 · 61-69			
		
		tibby no not really much point as the direction the smell is drifting and your look of guilt will be enough to convict you as the culprit
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		No, I take pride in my flatulence
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		@Tibby Social distancing won't save you.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Fauxmyope2 · 31-35, F			
		
		I can’t say that I have.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			IWasCallingYaLarry · 31-35, M			
		
		No but something embarassing happened to me at work once.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DenimJames · 51-55, M			
		
		Haha yes! 😉
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NightsWatch · M			
		
		females dont fart ...do they ??
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Livilyhood613 · 18-21, F			
		
		Haha! Lol
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Asianpersuasion · 36-40, M			
		
		I feel it would make it worse to cough
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		I go for a sneeze
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ThisIsCrazy · 46-50, MVIP			
		
		In the current environment, a fart is more socially acceptable than a cough.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Pygmy · 36-40, F			
		
		At the present moment, farts are better than coughs.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			saragoodtimes · F			
		
		this girl doesn't fart, I whisper in my panties. do only way you could tell is if I 'm wearing pantyhose then my ankle swells
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		If I fart in a car, I turn up the radio to cover it. 🤭
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		@SW-User sent you a message
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DaveStevenson · M			
		
		@SW-User I just lift up my leg and let it rip.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Bignose · 26-30, M			
		
		You suggesting you fart to hide a cough?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			littlematthew123 · 22-25, M			
		
		yuck!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			GBPackersFan · 41-45, M			
		
		I actually don’t fart much but along the way in life when I have I yell out.... did someone step on a duck?
A great quote from the movie Caddyshack freaking hilarious flick
			
			
			
			
			
		A great quote from the movie Caddyshack freaking hilarious flick
























