is there any of you allergic to coffee ?

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@1961dave: Yes I know, I know. "Blasphemy!" they say. "Heretic!" they cry. "Ye have sinned against nature herself!" they exclaim. Last month they tried to burn me at the stake 7 times.

@PaperHeart: lol, I would have helped them, I'm a concerned citizen!

@1961dave: Uh oh. Yet another village I'll have to flee... Nice knowing you all! 🏇💨

@PaperHeart: Burn her, burn her!

@1961dave: "She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?!"
"..."
"..."
"...I got better..."

@PaperHeart: I'm glad you're better, being a newt would suck. Witches are always looking for their eyes.