This is the body part replacement service, how can I help you?

@Sharky86 I’m sorry sir, technically that isn’t “replacement”. Is there anything else we can help you with?

@cosylittlewotsit So replace some the hair on my head with light blue hair.

@Sharky86 of course, sir! How many hairs would you like replaced?

@cosylittlewotsit 3986

@Sharky86 at £3.49 per hair, that comes to £13,911.14. Is this okay?

@cosylittlewotsit Yeah that's ok! Fénks

@Sharky86 excellent! Is there anything else I can do for you?

@cosylittlewotsit Yes, you can hug me and put me to bed. With a comfy pillow.

@Sharky86 unfortunately we can’t do that, sir, but I can put you through to our sister company, the girlfriend replacement service?

@cosylittlewotsit 🤪 maybe