This is the body part replacement service, how can I help you?

@SW-User I think you need a diamond belly button. It's more classy.

@Sharky86 awe b, you know me so well

@cosylittlewotsit 💗

@SW-User This is my praxis.

@SW-User excellent. With respect to your beliefs, we won’t be charging you anything.

@cosylittlewotsit ur a tru comrade. Ill give u some beets i planted as a gift

@cosylittlewotsit Yes, you can hug me and put me to bed. With a comfy pillow.

@Sharky86 unfortunately we can’t do that, sir, but I can put you through to our sister company, the girlfriend replacement service?

@cosylittlewotsit 🤪 maybe

@Jimmyorjames of course, our body part insurance policy starts at just £2000 per month!

@cosylittlewotsit damn. Looks like I'm gona have to go back to being a jigalow again 🙈

I would like to be taller

@cosylittlewotsit Thank you you just saved my life lol

@Diesel95 you’re welcome! Don’t forget to leave us a good review!

@cosylittlewotsit Of course I will as soon as my surgeon has fitted it

@SW-User for £0, you can get a paper eye. We’ll even draw on a pupil for you. Will that be sufficient?

Better than I expected. Thank you.

10/10 would visit again.

@SW-User that’s great! Don’t forget to leave us a good review on yelp!

@SW-User coming right up, when would you like it delivered?

@cosylittlewotsit By tomorrow morning 🙊

@SW-User of course! Thank you for your custom.

@DxNxA of course!

@SW-User of course! Which kind of smile would you like engraved on your new cervix? We can do excited, sarcastic, insane, take your pick!

@MartinTheFirst of course! What material would you like?

@cosylittlewotsit mushroom. U_U

@MartinTheFirst an excellent choice. Your new spine will be delivered within 3-5 working days.

@FeetAreFantastic of course! Which colour would you like?

@cosylittlewotsit oh just regular skin color. It's my left big toe that needs replacing.

@FeetAreFantastic not to worry. We’ll have it attended to within the next few days!