State an unpopular opinion.
I hate pickle ball.
I would rather play bad golf than be a good pickleball player.
Why?
I live in a town with tons of retirees.
Every court is you wait your turn to ply winner.
The rec center has courts. Single old men in nut hugger shorts and too tight shirts, chsin(s) around neck, super tans, died hair with their best bro dominated court, talking it up to the ladies.
Backward hat guy. We KNOW you’re bald.
Those guys destroy their opponents quickly. Unless attractive old ladies are their opponents. Then they coach them.
The couples only times or courts have very competitive couples. All healthy and trim, the husband is chains guy, maybe chains guy AND backwards hat guy. The wife is tennis or golf skirt girl. Heavy makeup. Bouncing around. They high five each other when they zip one by a very old lady or her husband who either one isn’t clear on the rules.
We could hold our own, but still, it’s no fun when you’re playing people with bad behavior. How can that be fun?
I enjoyed people watching though.
I would rather play bad golf than be a good pickleball player.
Why?
I live in a town with tons of retirees.
Every court is you wait your turn to ply winner.
The rec center has courts. Single old men in nut hugger shorts and too tight shirts, chsin(s) around neck, super tans, died hair with their best bro dominated court, talking it up to the ladies.
Backward hat guy. We KNOW you’re bald.
Those guys destroy their opponents quickly. Unless attractive old ladies are their opponents. Then they coach them.
The couples only times or courts have very competitive couples. All healthy and trim, the husband is chains guy, maybe chains guy AND backwards hat guy. The wife is tennis or golf skirt girl. Heavy makeup. Bouncing around. They high five each other when they zip one by a very old lady or her husband who either one isn’t clear on the rules.
We could hold our own, but still, it’s no fun when you’re playing people with bad behavior. How can that be fun?
I enjoyed people watching though.
61-69, M
