Us old people are great entertainment.

I was walking through a medical facility today for routine labs. This old guy pops out of a hall looks at me and yells, “I can’t stand this city water! It’s awful.” I stop. He’s staring at me. He wants me to say something. I’m close to being him in a few years, so I pay it forward. “I’ve had worse.” “Where would that be?” “The Middle East, Africa …” “How about America?” I told him the state, he said he’d never been there and moseyed off.

Note: The Middle East places I’ve been too have excellent water. The use reverse osmosis plants to convert sea water into potable water.