You know what some of the best things about being totally retired?
-Time with grandkids.
-You don’t have to be around with people you don’t like. Social media is different, but you can block.
-Sleeping in.
-Eating out earlier. Hey I used to joke on people. But now it’s like, early supper out is quiet. And early bird specials. And not having to drive home in the dark.
-Senior menu items at IHOP.
-Naps whenever you want. Except when driving.
-Wait/sales/service staff seemed to get more polite after my hair turned white.
-No pressure from the clock except for when to take pills. And to go eat out on time.
-Reading the paper in a diner mid morning after a late breakfast on a weekday. Where most of the staff know your first name.
-Senior citizen discounts.
-You don’t have to be around with people you don’t like. Social media is different, but you can block.
-Sleeping in.
-Eating out earlier. Hey I used to joke on people. But now it’s like, early supper out is quiet. And early bird specials. And not having to drive home in the dark.
-Senior menu items at IHOP.
-Naps whenever you want. Except when driving.
-Wait/sales/service staff seemed to get more polite after my hair turned white.
-No pressure from the clock except for when to take pills. And to go eat out on time.
-Reading the paper in a diner mid morning after a late breakfast on a weekday. Where most of the staff know your first name.
-Senior citizen discounts.