You know you are old when .....

When you get upset when they rearrange the supermarket.

Keep it going......

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Captain · 61-69, M

Young ladies on a bus stand up to offer you a seat.

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Captain Take it then tell them to sit right back down!

Captain · 61-69, M

@Thrust I was going to comment that maybe I should ask but I thought that diluted from the initial joke/home truth. I think they'd all be shocked my bits still function.

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Captain

Can't waste seating capacity!

Captain · 61-69, M

@Thrust I agree I think I could fit maybe two on my knees but 1 would be far better !!!