Actually I was a Teenager in the 80's ...but it still fits,mostly ...😂

I was in graduate school in 1978. I'll be 70 in a couple of months

My hair is shorter, but it's still all there.
I don't have cataracts .
I don't have a problem with leaking.
I don't have acid reflux.
I have no BM problems.
I don't need a joint replacement.
My bottom is smaller, as I lost weight
I don't need Depends or anything like that.
I wish I could slerp through the night
I am more forgetful, but I definitely still know my name.
Not doing too bad for my age....a lot of the 2923 stuff still isn't relatable to me.

That’s hilarious. I was in college in 1978 and remember those things well. 😂

Very good