It's your trunk and your car - just let me out and we can forget how it happened.

I found your address on Craigslist

I told them I know you.

I was invited twice

You let me in, remember?

👇Let me in.

There was this cake that said "eat me." Then I began to get smaller and smaller until I was small enough to fit into your door.

I own the joint.

Door was open

You literally invited me🙄

i just let myself in....lock your door next time 🙄

My fairy godmother bippity boppity booped my head and here I am. Why, is there an easier way? ‘Cause she’s not gentle with the booping 🤕

🥺😭
It was just returning these hoodies...

@mindstruggle let me in.

Time travel

Your mom invited me. I offered to shave her back.

I am the entertainment. You ordered .!

Now, where's a room where I can get into my show clothes..

I was born here, bearded one...I mean.. um, 😺meow

Court ordered

The cat let me in

poor security

The door was open...

I offered a Titty Tuesday special and the rest is history.

Aren’t you supposed to be in bed?

Said the virgin