Ever faked an illness?

Yes, when I was about 20 a few friends decided to take Monday off work to drive to the beach in Wales, It had been a wet and miserable weekend but the forecast said Monday would be hot and sunny.
I went with them and rang my boss to say I'd been up all night with food poisoning so I was spending the day in bed.
I returned to work on and Tuesday and the boss said "what on earth have you eaten? Not only has it made you ill, it's also given you sunburn!"

To get out of going to school knowing I couldn't fake it good enough to fool my family as a kid. I went into the medicine cabinet and swallowed some random pills before bed to really appear sick in the morning. It worked I didn't have to go to school that day but well I really was sick. 😵‍💫

Being that stressed out?
That's an illness too. I would know. It's also a gateway to other ailments.

Kind of, I've faked an outburst a few times to some really rude people. Not my proudest moment but it felt good at the time

Oh yeah more than once but I always feel guilty lol 😑

Just sanity, if that can be classified as an illness in today’s time.