Okay imma talk about something really TMI rn cause it is kinda the only thing I can think about right now
Starting yesterday or the day before and getting really bad this last hour or so, I really have to fucking 🍑💨 BUT I FUCKING CAN’T
And every 15-20 minutes I finally manage to get one pathetic wind whimper out, I feel better for approximately 3-4 seconds and then I go back to feeling like I’m on the verge of one slipping out involuntarily, and yet, when the suspense becomes too much, not being able to let it out at all.. I don’t have to numero dos, trust me, I tried, all I got was some lovely colon mucus from trying so hard. Even trying to splint (google splinting if you’re unfamiliar) didn’t do nada, there was nothing there.
I get that this is kinda a weird thing to talk about on here, but please, no one make it weirder. I am preemptively kink-shaming you.
And every 15-20 minutes I finally manage to get one pathetic wind whimper out, I feel better for approximately 3-4 seconds and then I go back to feeling like I’m on the verge of one slipping out involuntarily, and yet, when the suspense becomes too much, not being able to let it out at all.. I don’t have to numero dos, trust me, I tried, all I got was some lovely colon mucus from trying so hard. Even trying to splint (google splinting if you’re unfamiliar) didn’t do nada, there was nothing there.
I get that this is kinda a weird thing to talk about on here, but please, no one make it weirder. I am preemptively kink-shaming you.
