How many surgeries have you had?

Just one. I've had frontal lobotomy surgery which I did myself at home after doing a Google search on do-it-yourself home surgeries.

It turned out pretty well, though I got my forehead re-installed upside down the first time but then quickly remedied the situation after the cashier at the grocery store told me that I had a really crap-looking frontal lobotomy job done on myself, whoever the klutzy Surgeon was who performed my surgery.

When I got back home, I corrected the situation in the mirror and I was good to go after that. I'm really glad she spoke up!