What are you-all doin down there?

I think they need to tighten that Bible belt.

I've never had one. You have to have sex in order to get those.

The rich guys down there are trying to have sex with every woman they can like this guy and get the STD.


Then there are the Southern perves like this guy hanging around the gas stations 24/7.

And lastly it is so simple a Southern Cave man can do it says Gieco.