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I got in an argument with my girlfriend

She said I treat this house like a hotel

I said I have NEVER snorted cocaine off a hookers tits in this house

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FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

I don't think all Hotels do that accept Motel 6

Pretzel · 61-69, M

well not that she SAW anyway

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@Pretzel that was a stripper !

SW-User

That would seem like a fine distinction at that!

royalblue1193 · 31-35, M

Now tell them check out is at 11:30

There is still time

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

You should.

SW-User

Tony Montana probably has

SW-User

You know what, I bet you have though 👀

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@SW-User who me 🤭

pianoplayingsteve · 31-35, M

You have girlfriend?

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@pianoplayingsteve no this is just a joke 😂 probably would have been funnier if I was a guy saying it

When I heard this joke I busted out laughing

pianoplayingsteve · 31-35, M

@DeluxedEdition oh thats good then :)

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