It's 8 am and I have already accomplished all this

Unloaded the clean dishes from the dishwasher ✅
Loaded dirty ones into it ✅
Cooked breakfast ✅
Cleaned and disinfected the kitchen ✅
Finished my laundry ✅
Disinfected all the doorknobs and light switches ✅
Disinfected the couch and all of our beds ✅

Next up: Shaving my legs, showering, and trying to get pretty