would you lie and tell a cop that you're a former cop as well?

seems like if you could fool them they might not give you the full civilian scum treatment

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Longpatrol · 31-35, M

I could lie and say I was but if the cop believed me they'd be the biggest idiot on the planet. I'm 5'6 and skinnier than a supermodel cosplaying as a toothpick

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@Longpatrol thats why you need an exoskeleton

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@pancakeslam True it is easier wearing other people

Graylight · 51-55, F

Aside from being a serious crime, don't do it. Believe me, everyone knows everyone and they can smell in imposter from 1,000 miles.

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@Graylight well it might not work anyways

Graylight · 51-55, F

@pancakeslam Anyway, you don't want to pose as a cop. Inside tip: Cops have absolutely zero sense of humor outside copworld.

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