I’m beginning to notice a pattern with you. 🤔

@SW-User I can literally hear your thoughts from the other side of the world 🙄

@Temporallube will you write my memoir on my behalf?
I'll pay you in pizzas.

@SW-User I want 5 bands worth. And no pineapple 🍍 on top. Or I am feeding the memoir to Dogpool 🤨

@Temporallube I'll keep the pineapple and send them to you once you hand my memoir to me. 🥴

@SW-User that’s not going to work for me. I need at least half of the pizza for consumption while I write. Helps with my concentration.

@Temporallube oh of course. I plan to send you a pizza daily and hold back all of the pineapple.
For that finale.
🤭

@SW-User I need a whole pie in that daily transaction, and a pineapple soda 🤨

@Temporallube I'll send you pineapple juice. Is that okay? Is it okay if it has some pizza taste in it?

@SW-User do I look like I want actual healthy pineapple juice?

I want it artificial and carbonated, with high doses of corn syrup and aluminum residue at the drinking area.

Don’t fook with me! 🤨

@SW-User fine. But I want it also put into a champagne 🍾 bottle. Here’s to your memoir 🥂 🤨

@Temporallube I wait with bated breath.
Forehead one.
Don't be the reason I see monsters. 😂

@SW-User so long as your nostrils (all three?) absorb my pizza breath, everything will be great!

@Temporallube all the pores in my body are nostrils. 😂

@SW-User 😳

@Temporallube verbal check mate. 😂