Someone who does every drug on Earth told me perfume was bad for me.

i thought that was a dildo

There's a Carolina Herrera perfume for women that smells so damn good.

Well, that’s ironic. But in rl someone I know did meth regularly was talking about the "chemicals" in processed foods. When I asked if she was just "cutting out the middleman" she got mad. 🤔

that must smell really nice